talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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