Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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