I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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