That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in itâ€
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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