oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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