Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
We have started to decorate penises.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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