Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Let's get the cat blown out
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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