Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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