The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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