Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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