i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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