I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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