Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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