I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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