i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
