so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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