Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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