Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
she looked like the before picture.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Randomize
