brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
as a side note pls kill me
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
where are my eyebrows?
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