Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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