Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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