I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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