what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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