that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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