I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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