We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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