That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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