yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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