Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
soo... how was my night?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
