Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
