YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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