R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Randomize