i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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