normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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