FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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