LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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