I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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