She announced her abortion via fbk
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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