just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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