What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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