ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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