Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
NoShamevember. You game?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Randomize
