We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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