just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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