Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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