after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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