He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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