Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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