ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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