Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Randomize
