Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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