I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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