Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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