he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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