I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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